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Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?

Man: My wife...

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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What is the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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Two men r talking.

1st: I got married coz I was tired of
eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby
clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will
you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

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